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Friday 24 August 2012

12 Things to Say to Your Ex

Whether you love him or hate him, everyone's got an ex they didn't get to say everything they wanted to.

By Korin Miller, Cosmopolitan editor.


1. "Thank you for the laughs, the loves, and showing me everything I don't want in a man." —Stephanie L.

2. "We are never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever." —Jennifer N.

3. "Call me, maybe…not!" —Liz M.

4. "Your loss." —Ofelia P.

5. "I didn't appreciate being banged like a jackhammer." —@lovesujeiry

6. "Cut your hair." —Mackenzie S.

7. "At the time I didn't realize it, but I'm better off without you." —Katie F.

8. "Thank you for cheating on me. Your best friend has been the man of my dreams for two years now." —Katlyn P.

9.  "Even with a vagina, my balls are still bigger than yours." —Val K.

10.  "Grow up and move out. A 25-year-old man should not still be living at home and having his mommy do everything for him—without paying any bills." —Ada L.

11. "Running back to your previous ex is really going to work out this time. Promise." —Danielle B.

12. "I didn't love you. I just said it because I didn't know what else to say." —@jessrocksursoxs

Source: Cosmopolitan

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